Fromage app

During the car ride home, there was a noticeable... odor. This was disconcerting. At home, the munster, now free of it's wrapping, bloomed to fill the kitchen. We laughed, relieved to have sussed out the malodorous offender. The cheese was relegated to the garage.
This cheese looks boring. This is cheese is boring. Perhaps it is a cheese you need to get to know for a while and then you realize that it has a good personality and a dry sense of humor you hadn't noticed before. I don't know, I didn't stay around long enough to find out.
Look, it is Monte Enebro, the pre-eminent socialite of the Spanish goat cheese world. Who is that milling around in the crowd below the cherry tomatoes? Linsey Lohan? Figures. Both are somewhat overrated.

I love this cheese. If you stare at it hard enough it will liquify right in front of you. I'd drink it by the glass if that weren't, you know, gross.
A Dutch cheese resting on a Dutch delftware plate. Mark this date as the official beginning of my cheese photography obsession.
Initially I thought this looked like a cheese log. The rind that appears to be made up of a coarse quartz sand is actually an almond coat. However, this cheese is wonderful. The almonds go well with the earthy goat flavors but the texture is what makes it really exciting. It crumbles like a dry cheese would but it isn't dry, perhaps because of the olive oil applied with the almonds. But it isn't oily. Not a photogenic cheese but a good cheese nonetheless.
This cheese would be great served as a full wheel so one could scoop the creamy center our with some bread. However that would be $50 and you'd need a lot of cheese loving friends. Still, it's flavor holds up well enough with bread that it doesn't need to be eaten by itself.
Does being from California rob a cheese of some of its mystique? Yes. Does that matter? No. This is your go-to chevre.